NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I fill condoms, not promises.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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