I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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