I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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