Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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