party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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