Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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