Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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