did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
