The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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