doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Redeem this text for a blowjob
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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