I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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