i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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