This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
