It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
