What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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