It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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