I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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