office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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