My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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