I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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