D3 body, D1 cock
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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