question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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