CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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