hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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