okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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