how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
