but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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