so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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