the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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