I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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