Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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