Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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