I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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