I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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