IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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