Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Please don't give away my fajitas
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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