You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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