We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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