Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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