Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
