We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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