Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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