If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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