Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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