i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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