we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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