As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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