Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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