If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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