actually, I'm a sock model
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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