He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
