If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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