marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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