I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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